(The voices you hear on Evil Dildo were taken from Brian's answer machine)

(Beep) Message received at 9.50 PM on Thursday, the 23rd. [repeated 4 times]

[distorted voices]

Hey motherfuker, I'm after you. I know where you live. I will fuck you up your hole and then I will sneak in to your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.