Hmmmm.

Tell me an entertaining anecdote.

You're asking a really wrong person. I don't know any anecdotes. At least not the one's that are funny.

Anything is good enough right now.

You're really that bored?

Umm, Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping. They fall asleep in a tent after dinner. After a while Holmes wakes up and starts poking Watson. "Hey, Watson! Wake up!" Watson wakes up and asks what's up. Sherlock: "Watson, what do those bright shining stars tell you?"
Watson: "I think that tomorrow will be a nice weather."
S: "No, stupid, our tent has been stolen."

See how much I suck?

Depends on whether you made that up or someone else did.

Like I would ever be able to make even an unfunny joke.
I read it in a book somewhere.

Well, but my stupidity should keep you amused for a while.

You might want to consider burning that book. Anyway, I'm off for now. You've been a lovely audience, thank you, good night.

It's otherwise a good book. And I don't burn books. Not even really boring ones.

Good night.

What book is it from?

It's called My First Laptop, it's a collection of jokes, useless facts, porn, stuff from chainletters and so on. I got it for Christmas.

Porn?

Well, not exactly porn.
It's just Estonian phrases, that have double meaning and they're labeled as porn. They're quite funny.

I live for connotations. And maths, of course.

Translate some of those phrases.

They won't make sense when translated.

You wanna solve some of my number theory exercises?

Depends on how hard they are. My love for maths stop when I don't understand things.